Long Ago, in a galaxy, that was, uhm, this one….Somebody MUST have invented PANTS.  Humans are the only mammal who wear pants!  This is what seperates us from the other beasts.  That, tool use, opposable thumbs, and the capacity to create art.  But of course, pants is really how it got started. 

Soon after the invention of pants, came the invention of fire, the wheel, microwave burritos, string, maxi pads, dust, screwdrivers, ballpoint pens, aircraft carriers, Ohio, and all the other things that make civilization work.

Amazing!

EDIT: Incidentally, This story idea is borrowed from my buddy Rizzo, sorry I forgot the credit originally…

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